1,000 Club

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Who else wants to waste some time and see if we can get a thread to over 1,000 posts?

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i wonder how long it will take

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besides its been awhile since we had an old fashioned post whore thread just for the sake of post whoring.

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this is an aboslutely worthless thread for now, until we get some good conversations going.

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Simple poem for her:

Roses are red,
The violets are dead,
Im not a genius,
But i got a big penius.

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Simple poem for him:

Roses are red,
The violets are blue,
Get out my bed,
I called the cops on you.

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As of 2:57 i burned Timberlands new cd SHOCK VALUE... not bad at all...

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Im going fishing in the morning. hope the storms hold out.

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have you ever stole anything?

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from a person? from a store?

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if your not cheating your not trying hard enough

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go big or go home.

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my boss: "matt your good at doing alot of things in this dept, even when you fuck up. ya know cuz you dont fuck up much, but when you do, you fuck up real good."

me: "yea my dad taught me i shouldnt do anything half assed."

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^ we had a good laugh after that one....

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i like to look pimp. like suit n tie type clothing. makes me feel rich.

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a buddy asked me the other day... "how you feeling matt?"

i said, "im still feeling with my hands, its safer."

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Im good at just burning away my afternoons from 2:30 til 6:00 ish.

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lets see how fast i can go

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ready set go

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sweet no time limit between posts!