COME GET SOME PART VIII: The Mafia Takes Dark

[Shaffe]

seeing how dark tries to e-battle us all anyways why not just bring down the house on the "fight club champion"

*lays thousands of mousetraps on darks floor while he is sleeping*

*sets off the firealarm*

*dark rolls out of bed setting of all the moustraps*

*he is covered in them*

[Gop4life168]

*punches dark in the mouth and takes his mom for a "test drive"*

[Shaffe]

*gives gop the ok, but tells him it feels a lil loose*

[Gop4life168]

* Da G to the OP starts quoting rap songs to pwn dark*

*Dark hollas Ay Bay Bay to a transvestite who shows him a good time*

*Meanwhile Gop aint got nothin but ladies callin...but they keep comin from wall to wall*

*Dark needs pills to get little thangs poppin*

*Gop is chillin in his Bimmer listenin to Ether bumpin through tha speakas*

*Dark doesnt have his whip game proper... now hes a convicts best friend named "Tiffany"*

*Dark gets throwed and tells his mom to take a ride on his rollercoaster.. telling her it go up and down..round and round.. stand up or get on the flo*

*Gop wonders how the women around get all of that in dem jeans.*

*Dark makes it rain at the gay bar*

*Gop gets his cake errday*

*Dark is forced to shake his tambourine for the old men at the bar..*

*Boy looka here...Gop spits his game and then heads straight to the bank*

*WIPE ME DOWN*

[M A T T]

*takes a shit in darks coffee maker so when he gets up in the morning hes got some shitty tasting coffee*

[Gop4life168]

*Dark chugs the coffee and gets sick*

*KDITH*

[Gop4life168]

*uses a r/c cars rumble to call shaffe back to the pwnage*

[Dark Kent]

Yall gotta give me a minute!!!!!!!!!

[Shaffe]

*the fight club champ cant keep up witht he uber pwnge*

*he has to come up wit some damn good comebacks*

*or we will remove his fight club champ belt*

*after settin off all the mouse traps, darks house is now infested with rats*

[Dark Kent]

*stunned by the multi attack*

*gain focus and bring the pain*

*punch Shaffe in the stomach and his uterus falls out*

*it rolls across the floor and smashes his r/c car*

*I hate coffee*

*hide all the liquor and Matt goes ito convulsions*

*he bites his own shlong off* dayam!

*GOP gets banged in his pie hole by my transvestite mom*

*we call him Sara now* welcome to the family

*She blind folds him and bust one up his nose*

*he never saw her coming* side note wipe your nose

*and for the 50 cent wannabe... this is for you...Mafia Style*

:hiphop:

silly little raps, you can put em to rest
cuz every post you'll get pissed on like pregnancy test.
sit down young man, grown folks are talking
them wack plays on rap songs might get me stalking.
and when that happens it's gone get crucial
cuz my mafia gun's like my dick...bigger than usual
so screw you youngin, this the champs business
Keep Darks name out yo mouth, fo you get smacked in it... :oh snap:

Everybody say yeah! YEAH! :squidward:
Say Ho! HO!

I love this place!

[Shaffe]

*dark laid down some good ryhmes*

*he becomes the greatest one hit wonder*

*soon he is hated by all tho*

*he now sings in a vegas cocktail lounge with william hung*

[Gop4life168]

*Darks rhymes are weak*

*william and dark make a good couple*

* all of a sudden..*in the voice of william hung* "They Bang..They Bang"*

*Dark is getting uber slayed*

*im the king from the east, you can call me the beast. im just the return of the young hustle, bet you cant handle my muscle. your like kurt russell in grindhouse. now watch..you cant even hurt a mouse....but whats that in your hair..it looks like some louse...Biotttcchhh*

*Dark Just got liced*

*they infest his head, body, and "dark" areas*

[Shaffe]

*dark shaves his head and attempts to sell his hair to make wigs*

*no one wants it and he fails miserably*

*he returns home with william*

[Dark Kent]

*Me and William do a video remix of "They bang"* :drunk:

*GOP's mom steals the show by givin us both a mic check*

*We both leave her soaked and sell it to hustler*

*find GOP and jack him on his paper route*

*Use the money to get William voice lessons*

*beat his ass with his rolled up newspapers*

*he craps the floor*

*beat him again*

*take the wheels off his tricycle and he has to walk his bike home*

:hiphop:
*Can I get a what what*

*GOP needs a nite light cuz he's scared of the Dark*

*I'm a bad mofo that'll rip out your heart*

*Step back, shoot up 3*

*nothing but net*

*it's mission impossible, trying to get with this vet*

*You want some mafia drama, I'm bout ta help ya*

*leave you with holes the size of alka seltza*

*You a chucklehead, for bringin my name up*

*trying battle the Dark one with a e-style that I made up*

*it's like riding your mom, when she comes I get bucked*

*trying to get at this kid...homeboy your f&*^5*

*Go get some more crap rhymes to say my name over*

*Too late, I'm at the rim...slam dunk!*

*Game over*

DOWN GOES FRAZIER! DOWN GOES FRAZIER! :op:

*Oh yeah... come down off the rim and land with both feet on Shaffe's chest* :rockon:

[Gop4life168]

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[Gop4life168]

ultimate pwnage is coming up

[Gop4life168]

http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/8882/epwnia3.png

ps. i had to make it a picture b/c it wouldnt let me post on here in greek

[Dark Kent]

Nice! I like that...original. :thumbsup:

*punch you in the mouth anyway*

[Gop4life168]

*i spit my teeth out and hammer them one by one into your kneecap*

[Gop4life168]

*i win*

[Dark Kent]

Tell em what he wins Dark!

*you win your teeth back*

*courtesy of a knee lift to the jaw*

*elbow you in the spine*

*you double over in pain*

*dodge your weak roundhouse and then it happens*

*AWYOOKIT! I knock your ass back to when toyotas were cool*

*sling out my platinum hook*

*GET OVER HERE! pull you back to the future*

*punch you in the throat*

*kick you in the shins*

*the sky goes DARK*

*FINISH HIM!*

*up, left, down, right, up, XOXO, triangle, square*

*a mirror appears and I make you look in it*

*you die laughin*

[Shaffe]

holy ultimate pwnge!

[Gop4life168]

*once dark stops playing his video games he gets in a real fight*

*apparently the X,Circle,Square combo doesnt work in real life*

*Dark hits the floor*

*shaffe takes a dump down your throat*

[Dark Kent]

*even if you're the iron chef and I'm an egg you still could'nt beat me*

*my face is shielded from the fecal assault*

*plug up shaffe's hole with GOPs head*

*GOP looks up and sees his future*

*shit happens*

[Gop4life168]

hahahaha

*KDITH*

[blstang]

dark wins!

[Gop4life168]

*KBITH*

*Injects Dark with the bejing cocktail*

*Cuts off your adrenaline*

*All you see is DARK*

*Throw boiling water at your face*

*Your blind to the eye..whats this huh Boom Pow Suprise...OHHHHH*

*Dark loses*

[Dark Kent]

*sneak into your room I do*

*your night lite Dark it goes*

*scream in fear you do*

*sheets must be changed pissed the bed you did*

*chewbacca to save you he tries*

*your mom it is, mistaken I was*

*land on you she does when in the jaw scissor kick her I did*

*lose you will young skywalker*

*Its Dark and hell is hot*

*the power of the Dark side you will learn*

[Gop4life168]

*Kicks dark back to the star wars convention*

*hans solo lets you play with his "light saber"*

*who's your father now*

*hurting is you while bunghole torn apart it was*

*gop throws the young padawon dark into the ocean*

*cement shoes ftw*

[Dark Kent]

*left hooks have jumbled words coming from your mouth*

*slam you into your high chair*

*shove alphabits down your throat*

*kick you in the stomach*

*D.A.R.K. appears in your mouth*

*punch you on top of your dome*

*you swallow* (again)

[Shaffe]

OMG this is fuckin hilarious

[Gop4life168]

*mmm theyre... A-B-C-Delicious*

*i finish eating the rest of the bowl*

*typical dark....always trying to touch the "dome"*

*Richard Simmons hears the news, comes and "works out" with dark*

*dark tells him that if his ass was a Chinese restaurant, he would take the poo-poo platter*

*dark opens his fortune cookie..."that wasnt chicken"*

*richard smiles*

*dark grabs the nearest lemon lime Gatorade*

*i just happened to "make" it myself*

[TorchRed04GT]

*Torch didn't read the thread, but who ever talked shit about him, gets a KITFF*

*Torch then brings in the strippers and everyone watches them grind on the poles.*

[Gop4life168]

*no one talked about torch but everyone is pwning dark*

*pokes dark in the eye with a soldering iron*

[Dark Kent]

*whip out my eye patch*

*grab my tool box*

*cut off electricity to your house*

*you cry when the teletubbies go off*

*I rip off your spongebob PJs*

*kick you in your soggy diaper*

*watch the ooze run down your leg*

*I can tell you've been eatin spinach*

*spray Glade all around you*

*light a match and set you on fire*

*watch you roll around*

*piss on you to put you out*

*strap you down in a chair*

*scrape your burnt skin off with scissors*

*toss you in your kiddie pool*

*it's filled with ammonia*

*watch your flesh burn*

*feel bad for you*

*call 911*

*give them the wrong address*

[Gop4life168]

hahahahahahhahahahahahahaaha

[TorchRed04GT]

OMG LMAO!!

[Gop4life168]

you have a sick mind dark...reminds me of Saw

[Dark Kent]

*I'm a twisted soul*

[ahach1]

i dont understand